every show on nickelodeon has made some boob jokes and no one has noticed until now
we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
my mom found a birthday card i made for my brother in elementary school
so we opened it up
i implied that i hated him and then drew my own selfie
CAN JUSTIN’S ALBUM COME OUT SO HE CAN PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT HE’S STILL HERE AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE AND SLAY EVERYTHING AND WIN AWARDS AND I’LL LAUGH AT ANYONE WHO EVER SAID HE WAS FADING
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together